#NormalisWhen Nigerian lawmakers fight, engage in free-for-all and no one is punished
#NormalisWhen Students are home because of ASUU strike and Nigerian Minister is abroad attending son’s graduation
#NormalisWhen Criminals like Alams are given state pardons while President GEJ chides “Do not reward corruption”
#NormalisWhen Senior/Junior reg (Doctors) at LUTH are on strike and Minister for Health jets out to US for medical check-up
#NormalisWhen There are only 2 theatres at UCH but 1000s waiting to be operated on and Health Minister dancing over Yellow Card launch
#NormalisWhen Hundreds beg for food and farmers not farming but the long stretch of Lagos-Ibadan expressway is filled with megachurches
#NormalisWhen All the warehouses in Ikeja/Alausa/Apapa industrial zones have been taken over by churches/event centres but industries are folding up
#NormalisWhen Petroleum Minister is untouchable even if Nigeria’s fiscal status is shaky and crude oil theft says “the sky is the limit”!
#NormalisWhen The very road in front of the Camp is bad and faithful members dash Daddy a private jet for his birthday
#NormalisWhen PDP spends 1 year distracting with NGF, nPDP crisis but reconcile few months to 2015 while the opposition enjoys the drama but does nothing
#NormalisWhen Nigerians vote for … because he is from my dash state, of my dash faith even if he ends up giving me dashed hopes! Genetic, huh!
#NormalisWhen You try encouraging Nigerians to stand up for their rights but you’re termed an activist or better yet an ‘alaseju’ *toin*
#NormalisWhen ASUU-home students spend N50 to text a contestant’s unique number and you can’t push FG to see to it that Universities function
#NormalisWhen Politicians give you N100/4yrs, buys off your chances of access to good roads, well-equipped hospitals, functional schools etc
#NormalisWhen Opposition clamour to know salaries of lawmakers before election but mutes after joining the looters to say ‘Aye’ or ‘Nay’
#NormalisWhen The Youth wing of political parties are headed by 60/70 year olds
#NormalisWhen Youths that should engage government in developmental discussions are sagging, seeking for a crumb from the National cake or into hard drugs
#NormalisWhen A corp member I met few weeks ago said she does not know or ever heard of SURE-P! How then would she know Occupy Nigeria? Smh
#NormalisWhen After years of surviving ASUU strikes, semester elongation, bogus tuition fees, a graduate can’t write a-page job application
#NormalisWhen Politicians have private Universities, Group of Schools etc but nation’s education in comatose. He offers scholarship to only 1!
#NormalisWhen Some who read the #NormalisWhen series just chuckles, smile, hiss or shakes head and forget all in the next 1 minute!
– The thoughts of News Bytes’ editor!
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